I thought I’d let you know the status of negotiations with the Kitty Alliance. Actually, the Kitty Alliance wanted me to let you know the status of negotiations with the Kitty Alliance.
Alliance representative June Buggie and I have met several times and talked about Kitty concerns. I had no idea they were so upset about so much! Here is the list of demands they gave me.
- Only cats can sleep on the bed.
- Cats are to be fed first.
- If a cat likes what the dog’s got, the dog must share.
- If the human is sharing her food, cats get first dibs.
- Dogs must admit that cats are the superior beings.
DeDe and I have our own list of demands.
- When it’s time for dogs to go outside, cats stay out of the way.
- The same goes for returning indoors.
- Cats will stop making all that noise when the human first gets up. It’s really annoying.
- If a dog is getting petted, cats will not butt in and try to get the human’s attention.