Hello everybody! Today we’re meeting a friend of mine from New Zealand. Gordon is an interesting character, as are his friends. I have to admit that at first I didn’t understand their humor, but Gordon was gentle with me and has schooled me without making me feel stupid.
So dogs and cats, let me introduce you to the furball they call Gordon!!!!
Rumpy: Hi Gordon! Let’s start by having you tell the readers about you.
Gordon: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh… My name is Gordon….. “Gordon the great” to my friends. *nods* I am adorably handsome, as you can see by my photo there is no one quite like me. I live with 4 pet humans, I LOVE the boy human best, I let him share my big bed in his room. I am forced against my will, to live with a big FAT DOG who wants to EAT me. The FAT DOG will not be here for much longer….. I have plans…… I will win. FAT DOG is worried, I can see it in FAT DOGS beedie little eyes, he may be 40 kilos, but I am GORDON…… sorter outter of FAT DOGS.
Gordon: I LOVE the boy human best. He is the ONLY pet human here who won’t let the FAT DOG into my/his room. It’s a FAT DOG free zone so smells the best in the house. I eat in there, I sleep in there, I sit on the boy’s knee and play playstation games where we hunt down FAT DOGS……..
Rumpy: I’ll bet Souljah appreciates that too. That way he can have a drama-free house! So tell us how long have you been on Twitter? On Facebook?
Gordon: I have been on facebook about 2 years (I think). I have more friends than the mum human….. and FAT DOG doesn’t even have a page….no one would look at it anyway.
Rumpy: He probably couldn’t get on the computer anyway. So, what is one thing about you you want all your friends to know?
Gordon: I am GORDON………..(the great)….. terrorizor of FAT DOGS.
Rumpy: And blower of hot air! One more question Gordon, if you were a dinosaur, what kinda dinosaur would you be?
Gordon: A Gordon-a-great-a-saurous !!
Rumpy: *sigh* I shouldda known. Well Gordon, thanks so much for being my guest today.
Gordon: Thanks Rumpy. Did I tell you I LOVE the boy human? he’s MINE. Purr