Dear DeDe!

Rumpy:  It’s Sunday!  That means it’s time for yet another exciting episode of Dear DeDe!
DeDe:  That’s me!
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Rumpy:  DeDe, everybody knows that today is a very solemn day here in the US.
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DeDe:  Yes, I know.  Bubba Cat told me all about it.  And I want to say something about it all please.
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Rumpy:  Yeah?  What’s that DeDe?
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DeDe:  I want to say that this a day of remembrance.  We know that.  We also know that it can all be overwhelming sometimes.  So please, always remember.  And when you need a bit of respite from it all, come see us.
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Rumpy:  Right.  Well, let’s answer a few questions that have been sent in to you.  This first one comes from CHOCLABLOVER: My mom doesn’t want to cook bacon for me everyday. How can I resolve this w/o getting a new mom?  I kinda love her.
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DeDe:  What?  Oh Dog!  What kinda human would not feed her dogs bacon every day?
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Rumpy:  Well, ours for one!
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DeDe:  Oh yeah….*sigh*  Well Bobbie and Cocoa Puff, I don’t think I can help you with the real bacon, but perhaps you could convince the humans to buy some bacon treats?
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Rumpy:  Yeah, I think maybe we better move on to the next question.  This one comes from Maggie68D.  She asks:  How can I convince my hoomans that it’s a good idea to jump on couch and steal cushions?
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DeDe:  Not allowed to jump on the sofa?  Are you kidding me?  And you can’t steal the cushions?  Oh Dog!
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Rumpy:  Well, there are rules in each household.
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DeDe:  And rules are meant to be broken!  So Maggie, I say live for the moment!  Jump on that couch!  Eat that pillow!
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Rumpy:  And give up all chance of a treat THAT day!  *rolls eyes*  Well, here’s another question.  This one comes from Jen Webb:  She says, Dear DeDe, I need a nap but the dog keeps pestering me for God-knows-what every 5 minutes.  Help!!
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DeDe:  Dear Jen, obviously your dog has needs that you have not met!  I say how dare you try to nap when your dog is so obviously in need!  Get up and take that dog outside!  Play ball!  Give that dog a cookie!
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Rumpy:  DeDe, somehow I don’t think that’s what Jen wanted to hear.
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DeDe:  Yeah, well I’m sorry, but isn’t it better to be angry with me on the front-end than sad after her dog starves to death or has to go into therapy.
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Rumpy:  Huh?  Are you kidding me?  Whatever.  So anyway, one more question.
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DeDe: Let ‘er rip!
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Rumpy:  Dear DeDe:  I recently started a blog, and it’s really starting to get some attention… which is great!  The problem is, I’m being stalked!  By a kitty!  Every morning when I go for my walk he’s there.  Watching me.  Following me.  I even got a picture of him.  See?  What do I do?
DeDe:  Oh Rumpy, I can’t believe you’re afraid of that little kitty!
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Rumpy:  *blush*  Well that’s it for this week’s edition of Dear DeDe.
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DeDe:  Don’t forget to join my fan page on Facebook!
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Rumpy:  Yeah, I wanted to talk about that too.  I need more subscribers or DeDe is gonna have more fans than me!  *gasp*
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DeDe:  *snickers*  Have a great week everybody!

12 thoughts on “Dear DeDe!

  1. 10 years … is a long time, and yet it seems like yesterday …May the world be a better place.

    I suppose that stalker kitty wants you to look after him, it’s a jungle out there you know MOL !

  2. Dear DeDe, your answers are pretty well! You are getting along in this segment, aren’t you? Oh right, THAT stalker kitty must be very wise ’cause he/she knows that whom he/she should follow!!!

  3. Oh you two, now I won’t be able to read this post to Bruno and Jigs or they’ll be asking for bacon, too! 🙂
    But that little kitty is cute. Hmm, maybe she’s following you around so you’ll interview him next.

  4. Rumpy, you are worried by a cat? Have you see the little sharp toothed dog that hides under cars and waits for me to walk past? He tried to bite my nose yesterday! He is pushing his luck!

  5. DeDe, you have some great advice. I think I need to get my person to read your column.

    Rumpy, have you tried chasing that cat? The neighbor cat doesn’t come in our yard anymore because I chased him enough times. -Bongo

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