MEOW! I am June Buggie and I have something to say.
Ya know what you supporters of animal rights need? A charismatic leader.
You need somebody to whip you all into a formidable force for good.
How many of you know who Wayne Pacelle is? No? Didn’t think so. And PETA? That porn website is too far out there even for me! *sigh*
See? There’s so many of you out there that love animals that if we had a charismatic leader to harness that energy and keep you focused, so much good could be done.
So I’ve been looking around for some possible leaders.
I found a web page of celebrities that are animal rights activists. Great folks. Love ’em. None really spur passion in me though.
So I thought I’d look for a charismatic minister who was also an advocate for animals. I was hoping for one of those prosperity ministers that could tell the world that taking care of animals would lead to economic prosperity. No such luck. *sigh*
Then I decided to look to politicians. *rolls eyes* I confess, I don’t know enough about politicians in other countries to evaluate their possible effectiveness. If you want to see how they’re doing here in the US, click here.
So anyway, I don’t seem to be having any success in finding a leader.
Please tell me that one of you will step up, take the reins and lead this force for good. Don’t make me have to do this myself.