MEOW! My name is June Buggie and I have something to say!
Ya wanna know the dirt on Mr. Bloggin’ Dog? Well I don’t repeat gossip, so listen up good!
Cats love the Rumpster! Oh yeah, you heard me. Mr. rough-and-tough fluffy dog has all the kitties wanting to hang out with him!
Even that stray kitty that comes around sometimes has it bad for Rumpy. *rolls eyes*
When cats fight, Rumpy cries! Oh yeah, like a baby! He can’t stand it when a couple of us kitties decide to physically communicate our displeasure. And to be honest, sometimes we tie up just to watch Rumpy cry.
Rumpy stinks! OK, not really, but he doesn’t like to be groomed. He don’t like his nails trimmed, his coat brushed or his feet washed. BABY!!!!
And if that’s not bad enough, he plays with toys! Yeah, a big over-grown dog like him has toys. His favorite toy? THIS!
Monday night Rumpy locked Jen out of the house! Oh yeah! Jen went outside with DeDe so she could potty. Mr. Wonderful here decided to jump up on the door and look out to see what they were doing. In the process he locked them out, without keys or cellphone! Then he sat at the back door and cried for an hour because they didn’t come back inside. What a doofus!
But truth be told, I kinda like the guy. He’s always happy. He loves to play. And he is afraid of me!
Tomorrow is your Gotcha! Day Rumpy. I hope it’s a good one.