MEOW! My name is June Buggie and I have something to say!
So it’s Rumpy’s Gotcha! Day tomorrow! Well la de da!
Ya wanna know the dirt on Mr. Bloggin’ Dog? Well I don’t repeat gossip, so listen up good!
Cats love the Rumpster! Oh yeah, you heard me. Mr. rough-and-tough fluffy dog has all the kitties wanting to hang out with him!
Even that stray kitty that comes around sometimes has it bad for Rumpy. *rolls eyes*
When cats fight, Rumpy cries! Oh yeah, like a baby! He can’t stand it when a couple of us kitties decide to physically communicate our displeasure. And to be honest, sometimes we tie up just to watch Rumpy cry.
Rumpy stinks! OK, not really, but he doesn’t like to be groomed. He don’t like his nails trimmed, his coat brushed or his feet washed. BABY!!!!
And if that’s not bad enough, he plays with toys! Yeah, a big over-grown dog like him has toys. His favorite toy? THIS!
Oh, and one more thing.
Monday night Rumpy locked Jen out of the house! Oh yeah! Jen went outside with DeDe so she could potty. Mr. Wonderful here decided to jump up on the door and look out to see what they were doing. In the process he locked them out, without keys or cellphone! Then he sat at the back door and cried for an hour because they didn’t come back inside. What a doofus!
But truth be told, I kinda like the guy. He’s always happy. He loves to play. And he is afraid of me!
Tomorrow is your Gotcha! Day Rumpy. I hope it’s a good one.
MEOW!!!
Dogpaddling Through Life 
Aww sweet, I love the dirt that you dished on Rumpy. Oh, I guess that is the wrong thing to say 🙂 And I would also want to hang out with him (for a dog he is very, very handsome). *pawhugs* to my favourite Malamute buddy and his cat posse!
Meow! You’re a pretty kitty Nuala! -JB
Oh June Bug this did make me giggle this morning. A little playful banter is fun but I bet you love him really!
Meow! Let’s just say that we have an agreement. -JB
Hi June Buggie! *waves at him* Now I knew why you were laughing while you were writing this post!*giggles* I enjoyed reading Rumpy’s gossip and I love him more, because he is NOT perfect! That is one of his charm, I think. He looks strong but in fact, he is like a baby…hmmm…how cute he is! I know he likes you, June Buggie and you TOO like Rumpy, don’t you? Woo woo! 🙂
Meow! Hello Kevin. I like him well enough. I hear you’re my biggest fan. Cool. -JB
YES!!!!! *blush blush* I like you more than anypawdy else, June Buggie! It was love at first sight! *blush again*
Hey June Buggie! We know you’re really just teasing Rumpkin ’cause in your heart of hearts you like him. Look at all you sleeping kitties making a circle of love around him. Such a peaceful sight. We think he’s the cat’s meow AND the cat’s pajamas and we bet you do too! And, of course, why not? He’s so good-natured and sweet!
The things you say are dubious about him are things all dogs do. We’ve never known any dogs who approved of people touching their feet and you should see the huge box of dog toys at our house! If it was you kitties who stole his favorite toy, we’re glad you made it re-appear. He was pretty worried there for awhile.
When he locked Jen and DeDe out the other night, it must have been an accident. And he was prob’ly just crying cause he doesn’t have opposable thumbs to turn the knob and let them back in.
Tell the truth now…you and the other kitties are planning to make him a big ol’ Gotcha Cake for his special day, right? If we were there, we’d bring cookies and help decorate it cause we’re some of his biggest fans. Love & loud purring to ALL you from RainbowCatsx8
Meow! So whose side are you cats on anyway? -JB
Oh June Buggie! We try to be like Switzerland and stay neutral. We do agree you have some points about cute lil’ Rumpkin, but he has points, too. Pointy ears!! teehee We are also big fans of you and them other kitties. We like to read your rants ’cause sometimes we have rants of our own about stuff around here.
Maybe we can get together for a play date sometime! We’ll bring some of that tasty cream that Swiss chocolates are made from. Love & loud purring to all of you from all of us! (Did we redeem ourselves a little bit?)
June Buggie here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of… Rumpydog.
XOXO, Loved it!
Meow! FINALLY! Somebody that likes ME! -JB
Oh I loved that June Buggie. Although I do have to say that I cannot help but love Rumpy as well as you. I know you love him. I would love to come round and play. Love Charlie xxx
Meow! Good! That’s just more time I don’t have to put up with him. -JB
All those cats look so snuggly next to him, adorable!
Meow! It just takes that many to guard him. -JB
aww rumpy u big baby. u sound like the perfect dog to me 🙂
Meow! He is perfect, if you can handle a 100lb dog who walks perfectly on a leash until suddenly he sees a squirrel and decides he’s going to give chase.
Now, June Buggie, you obviously have grudging admiration for our birthday boy. 🙂
Meow! He did manage to get me some face time on the Internet! -JB
What a delightful post in honor of Rumpy this is June Buggie! Sounds like your crew get along really well together – we love the photo of all of you taking a snooze! I imagine that your Mom wasn’t too terribly amused with Rumpy locked her out of the house though. EEEEK! Mom and I hope that Rumpy has an awesome GOTCHA DAY tomorrow.
Kitty Hugs from Sammy, One Spoiled Cat (and his Mom)
Aw, I can tell you do love the Rumps, just like the rest of us, June Buggie. Your rant had an affectionate tone to it. He’s so good to all the kitties, unlike Loup who wants to eat them. That Rumpy is a such a great doggie!
Hey Rumpy reading the dirt was good but to me you iz still gorgeous and we ( me and the cats ) still love you to bits xxx
We love the picture of all of you on the bed. That is so great. We just know that you love Rumpy. We love our dogs here too. Our dog Jasmine cries when we have arguments too. We will be back for your gotcha day. Take care.
OMC I loved this!!
Guess what? Dakota’s “Gotcha Day” is TODAY and MOM still HASN’T BLOGGED ABOUT IT!!!
MOL!
She said something about having to announce winners first…when it was MY Gotcha Day she posted immediately (as it should be!)
BTW Dakota “cries” too, those woofies are weaklings!!!! MOL!
What a cool picture of the whole pack sleeping on the bed 🙂 And the fact Rumpy is afraid of June Buggie does not surprise me at all. Firstly, he is a gentledog. Then, we have the same with our ferrets. They can take anything they want from our dog’s bowl. Not a growl 🙂
What’s a cat?
You are so funny. how come you guys can share a bed like that, Do you all sleep with your eyes closed ha ha ha .. c
Hi again June Buggie. 🙂 Sooo sweet of you to talk about Rumpy! Even if its just ranting. He’s such a sweetheart.
And i’ve seen my big grown up doggies getting up to go away just because my cat was passing by too close to them.
Nothing wrong with that!
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com
He really locked Jenny outat da house??? too funny silly dog!
Sweet June Bug this was a hilarious post. We sure enjoyed reading it. We thinks all you cats are very lucky though…Rumpy is a very sweet doggie and he loves all you cats. We bet he is real sorry too for locking out Jen and DeDe. Have a fun day and try to be nice to Rumpy since his Gotcha day is coming up. Hugs and nose kisses
I think it is just swet teasing and that you all love each other realy. ust look at the gorgeous picture of you all.. Hugs GJ xx
OK – you love him really!
Rumpy sounds like the purrrrfect companion a cat could have to be honest…
we love that he love his toys…
We love you Rumpy. Happy gotcha day!
You know June Buggie…all those things you listed?
They’re the reasons we love Rumpy. Well, maybe not the “he stinks” part.
Anyway, don’t be jealous of Rumpy’s Gotcha Day and be happy for him that so many new friends want to celebrate. I’m sure there’ll be just as many on yours.
Omaigooness! Thats a lot of informayshunz abowt Rumpy an kittehs duz like him. I no cuz Iz a kitteh to. Iz furry xcited fur Rumpy’s Gotcha Day tomorrow!
I think I love you Rumpy! Happy Gotcha day. May all your woofs be joyful 🙂 I think that June Buggy has got you sussed though 🙂
Awwww rumpy….you’re truly a softie…
you even got June buggie all mellow for you 🙂
Happy early GOTCHA day buddy!
I bet Rumpy is just as manly as Inky…..all tough for show, not into hugs and lovey sissy stuff, but secretly loves having a chin scratch and freaks out when I leave the room. 😉
Oh My Dog…or should I write, Oh My Cat?? That picture of Rumpy the Dog, with all the cats –that is sooo adorable! So, are you one of the cats that is in the picture, June Buggie? 🙂 So, see, you really do love him!
We’d like to wish Rumpy an early Gotcha Day. Thank you for your gossipy post.
x Bernese Mountain Dog Girls
June Buggie, my person laughed the whole time we were reading this, but I think you’re just jealous of Rumpy. -Bongo
oh dear, June Buggie
It’s sad that no one takes you
seriously, huh?!
We’re purring loudly just for YOU and them other kitties!!
RainbowCatsx8
What a twosome… I haven’t stopped laughing. 😆
Extremely funny 🙂 Love the “Well la de da!” at the beginning.
Thanks June Buggie – I never knew that Rumpy was a smelly cry baby!
Oh JB thanks for sharing Rumpy gossip! I kinda like u more now (sorry it wasn’t about u b4, i’m just a dog u know). I know u like Rumpy, u just gotta hide it a little for pride (same goes 4 me with kitties… ooops.. sorry again). And hey Rumpy i share ur sentiment exactly bout groomin!
Meow! Always good to have an ally. -JB
Hi June Buggy – he he – I love this post. I’ve seen Rumpydog around Twitter, but not yet really talked with him. It’s nice to meet the one who keeps him in line.
Hello Mario! I am in charge! -JB