Oh Dog! We’ve got another exciting guest for you today. Fluffy Toy Poodle is a cool dude hailing from Canada. He’s real hard to pin down on specifics, but he does have a great attitude. So dogs and cats, put your paws together and help me welcome Fluffy!
Fluffy: Woof! I can’t believe it! I’m being interviewed by my big buddy Rumpy! I am so glad being your guest!
Rumpy: Great! Well let’s start off by having you tell us a little bit about you.
Fluffy: Woof! What can I say about me??? *scratches his chin with his paws* Does lookin’ handsome count?
Rumpy: *giggles* I’m sure all the ladies are very happy! But how about some background? Ladies dig that kinda stuff.
Fluffy: I’m approx. 7-8 years old. I’m a neutered male Toy Poodle who arrived in my humans’ lives in Novemeber 2005 as a rescued stray.
Rumpy: Oh yeah, I can already hear them swoon!
Fluffy: I’m not a stranger when it comes to being the #1 host when the family has get togethers. I will actually greet guests with a kiss and sit next by them and play with guests.
When I’m not busying saying Hello to the world, I enjoy hanging out on the couches as I know those are MY couches.
I enjoy listening to easy listening music but hate heavy metal and rap music. Every time my human plays heavy metal and rap music, I run away from her room until she turns off the heavy metal and rap music.
Rumpy: So what kinds of treats do you like?
Fluffy: Woof! Chinese food are my favourite treats but can that count as food too? Actually my favourite treats are bacon strips for dogs and meat pieces.
Rumpy: Yummy! So tell us about your human.
Fluffy: Woof! I like the fact that I can dominate my human and get her to buy me things. What I don’t like about human when she produces that awful human smell. Geez, Carolina talks about me being stinky but she smells the worst!
Rumpy: At least she doesn’t blame it on you! woo woo! So are you on Facebook or Twitter?
Fluffy: Woof! I have been on Facebook about 3 years now. I tried Twitter but I find it boring. With Facebook I can easily gossip about my human.
Rumpy: Ok, so is there anything else you’d like the readers to know about you?
Fluffy: Woof! I want all of my buddies to know that I love them all and when ever they need someone to talk to, I am all ears.
Rumpy: Awwwww…. that’s so sweet Fluffy! Now, one last question for fun. If you was a dinosaur, what kind would you be?
Fluffy: Woof! If I were a dinosaur, I would be the most handsome one that all of the ladies go crazy over. A T-Rex I wouldn’t dare as I would scare all of the ladies. I think I would be Triceratops as Triceratops ate plants and didn’t bully others such as the T-Rex.
Rumpy: Cool! Well thanks again for being my guest today Fluffy! It’s been great! And ladies, the line forms to the left.