Rumpy: Oh Dog! Thanks for being my guest today. How about you tell us a little bit about you Bob?
Mr. Bob Buttons: Ai’m 17 years old. I was living wit’ a fambly that raise me frum a li’l kitteh but sumfing went wrong n teh apartment! Dey lef’ da hows & lef’ me in it! A nayber, Ms. Carol, camed ober 2 feed me ebber day. Then sum peeple came & frew out all da furniture & me n2 da garage & Ms. Carol tooked me 2 her place where Gracie Cat hugged me & made me feel at home. LeeLee ignored me but she had her own isshoos. (Dey were Ms. Carol’s cats).
Rumpy: *sniff* Oh How sad Bob!
Mr. Bob Buttons: But Ms. Carol (later Bcame Aunt Carol) had to move fur her job so she asked her sis to take me so Ai wudn’t hav 2 go 2 animul control. Ai was 13 years ol’ and I haz been a Michael ebber since. Mom & Poppa Michael & mai gurl haz been a gud fambly ebber since!
Mr. Bob Buttons: Yay for the Michaels!
Mr. Bob Buttons: Mai name was Buttons but Poppa called me Bob az soon az he saw me sayin’ Buttons wuz too gurlie for an ol’ guy liek me. Mom sed there hadda be a compromise. Aunt Carol called me “MISTER Buttons” cuz she sed Ai’d been around & frew a lot & deserved da title. So da compromise was “Mr. BobButtons.”
Rumpy: What a cool story! Now you’re a blogger, right? Tell us about Mr. Bob Buttons.
Mr. Bob Buttons: Mai blog ( iz about mai gud life here at da Michael’s. I nebber had a bakyard so Ai talk about mai adbenchurs n dteh bakyard. Ai want hyoomins 2 kno we older cats are fun to adopt and we can have a new life in a new home jus’ fine!
Mr. Bob Buttons: I am so happy things have worked out well for you! So tell us about your humans.
Mr. Bob Buttons: Mai hyoomins has innerduced me 2 da big room called owtsides. Ai nebber had a owtsides B4. Mai Poppa takes me owt wen he’s home and Mom lets me go 2 da patio & bakyard. Ai giv him funnee looks w’en he’s dancin’ but Nside Ai’m crackin’ up Bcuz Poppa can B silly. Ai liek tahat abot him.
They feeds me gud & givs me puh-lenty head rubs and shares da beds. Mai only complaints is Poppa smokes da stinky stiks owtside & mai girl is not home az much eny moar. Ai lubs mai pet gurl. reely.
Rumpy: I bet it’s fun to watch Poppa dance! Now tell us what kind of treats are your favorites?
Mr. Bob Buttons: Ai LUBS Temptations chikun flava treats! Oh & oKAyshunal bug.
Mr. Bob Buttons: Less than a year on bofe.
Rumpy: And what is one thing about you you want all your friends to know?
Mr. Bob Buttons: Ai liek talking to udder animul frenz & hyoomins who lubs animul frenz. Ai lieks 2 b silly a lots so ebber fang iz NOT ser’us. LYFE iz 2 short 2B ser’us all da tiem! Ai lieks 2 choo palmetto bug legs. Tays-Tee. >^..^<
Rumpy: Ooohhh, I’ll have to try them! Now, one more question for fun. If you were a dinosaur, what kinda dinosaur would you be?
Mr. Bob Buttons: CATasaurus of course! Do dey gotz 1 of dem? Well dat’s w’at Ai’d be!
Rumpy: Oh Dog! I’d be afraid of THAT dinosaur! Well Mr. Bob Buttons, thanks SO much for being my guest today, and I wish you the best!