Oh Dog! Here’s yet another exciting edition of Letters to Santa!
OK, let’s get right to it! Here’s our first letter comes from Ireland:
Nollaig Shona Dhuit, Santy!
I’ve been a good girleen tis year. I wouldna ask for much of ye; sure amn’t I lucky enough wit a warm dry roof over my head, praise Dog. I wouldn’t be bothering you if I wanted after one ting, would I? I’d be gobsmacked if it would schnow agin this year. I had a brilliant time leepin’ and a runnin’ troo da heather out on da bog wit the schnow flyin up around me.
I’ll make sure mum leaves a cuppa tay and a biccie or two for ye.
Neko (Neko’s human blogs here).
Oh Dog! How cool is that! I’m gonna annoy June Buggie talking like Neko all day! Next we have a letter from Screwshank’s pirate brother Morgan and sister Willow!
I hope you are nice and warm up at the North Pole. I heard it snows there more than here in CT. I can’t imagine how that could happen? We get so much snow I can’t even see out the window.
Anyway – I wanted to send you my list for Christmas. I’ve been a really good Pirate this year, and I even adopted myself 7 new Bilge Rats! Mr. Screwshank is now the head of Quality Control, and he’s super cool.
I would like – some YEOOW Catnip toys, some Evo Kitty Treats, and some yogurt treats for my rats.
I hope that is not too much to ask for.
Thanks for all the smiles you give everyone.
Morgan the Pirate Gato
It beez me! Willow! I hope you beez doin good an enjoyin all da cookiez Mrs Zanta iz makin!
Okayz – what I wood likez fur Christmaz:
1. My Dreamz iz somedayz get a Mizz Jillian portrait that showz my Big Blue Eyez
2. A Hello Kitty Morganz Bed
3. A new pink collar
4. A Yeoow Cat Toy
5. To nooz Mr Felix ztill thinkz of mees and dat he noos I will alwayz loves him and tankz him fur saving mees!
6. Can you senz my frien Lilac zome purple mouzies?
7. Dat Nikkoz no getz sick againz – he bees so zpecialz!
8. Dat my frien Rumpy getz Lifetime Doggi Dayecarez – he deservez itz!
9. Dat Auntie Wendy, Auntie Leilani, and Auntie Jody winz lotto zo dey cans helpz more kitties
10.. Dat da Swabies get da house finished so Mommy can sew againz
11. Dat stupid Wellz Fargo signz da insurance check zo dey can pay Mr Nigel
Okayz I thinkz dat beez enough wishes!
Willow hugs Santa and gives him a big Smoochie
Oh Dog! I know you got one wish already cuz your mama posted that Mr. Nigel got paid. One more letter- this one’s from my favorite New Zealand kitty- Gordon!
I am GORDON, I WANT….. I mean deserve LOTS and LOTS of pressies this year. I am kind to the FAT DOG, I let FAT DOG live in my house. I haven’t smacked FAT DOG in the head for 5 weeks now. Um, um…….um…. I’m KIND to all FAT DOGS on facebook, even when they are so mean to me.
SO……. gimmie gimme gimmee…… I would like a FAT DOG trap, some TAPE for the FAT DOG gob and a BIG box addressed to the North Pole……… just in case I have a FAT um um um…. something-or-other to send somewhere…..anywhere.
Thanks Santa…….. hurry up
PS…. sorry about Rudolf.. mum said she ate reindeer in Finland. I think it was Rudolf *sniggers*
Oh Dog! That might land your mum on the Naughty List Gordon! I’m gonna leave ya with a cool video I ran across on Facebook today.