Oh Dog! Did I ever tell you how weird Jen is? It’s true!
For instance, she has a song for each one of us. They usually don’t make sense, but she likes singing to us. And, well, we humor her by pretending to like it.
The song she sings for me is a rewrite of an old Chef Boyardee commercial. Here’s the commercial.
But Jen sings:We have a Rumparoni! Beef and macaroni! Rumparoni loves to eat. Rumparoni’s full of meat. Rumparoni’s really neat. Hooray! For Rumparoni!!!!
*shakes head sadly* You see what we put up with? She’s beyond hopeless!!!!
But if you think mine’s bad, check out DeDe’s!!!!
Just change the doo doo to DeDe…. and well, you get the drift.
But I gotta admit, we like the Mahna-Mahna!!!