Bunk Writes Santa!!!

Oh Dog! It’s crunch time at the North Pole and Santa is working hard to send happy holiday dreams to good furry creatures all around the world!

Today’s letter to Santa comes from a guy that’s on the questionable list.  Let’s see what Bunk the Pug from Bunkblog is asking for this year!

It's Bunk!
It’s Bunk!

Dear Santa Paws,

Pug oh Pug, have I missed chu! I know I have done some naughty things this year, such as licking some furry butts, eating some poop, destroying the humans’ clothing, harassing Doug the pug and making fun of Lady, but you know what, who does not? Santa, is it naughty to pee on the carpet and poop on the couch? The humans seem to think so but I am not quite so sure. I think I want your opinion on it!

Now, I do want to make a case for myself. I have sat down on all four paws and also made a list of good things I have done. For example, I have made sure that each night before going to bed I spend 5 minutes licking the humans’ faces and especially cleaning out their nostrils (booger, booger, go away!). My manners have improved as well. When I go to the dog park, I make sure I sniff a dog’s butt before I start chasing them. Of course, you must know about my newly improved table manners. I beg from the chair now, instead of from the ground. Yes, I have found a seat on the table. I am slowing working my paws up to the table itself, but I need to make sure the humans don’t think of me as a platter of food and try to eat my tail. Speaking of, how much kibble do you think I can sell my butt fur for?

So let’s just get down to business. I have been thinking about my list for a while and have tried to cut it down to things I really want. Firstly, I would like to have a big bone. I am a small dog and so I never get big bones. I see them whenever I go to PetSmart. They are shaped like turkeys and sometimes they are shaped like a chicken instead! Sometimes, they even sell them shaped like you Santa! Santa, can I eat you? I would also like an unlimited supply of food please.

Santa, please be nice to me and don’t put poop in my stocking this year. You did that last year, and I know you laughed all your white teeth off, but I did not think it was that funny. Instead, please try putting tons of kibble, treats, toys and clothing in there.

Love,

Bunk the Pug.

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Oh Dog! Is he a character!  By the way, Bunk is celebrating 25 Days of Christmas and giving away tons of cool prizes on his blog throughout Christmas! Go check it out!

Just 19 days to Santa!
Just 19 days to Santa!
Also, PawBox asked me to share with all my readers that you can get 50% off your first month of PawBox. Just use the coupon code Holiday50 between now and December 31st. 

21 thoughts on “Bunk Writes Santa!!!

  1. Oh WE just LOVE Bunk. He is a super furend and VERY FUN… in case you didn’t notice. I can NOT believe that it was SANTA PAWS who left Poop in his stocking. WE think it was one of his Squirrely ELVES instead. Good Help IS difficult to find.. esp. at the COLD North Pole.

  2. OMD! poor Bunk! Poo in your stocking last Christmas??? *sniff*
    I hope you’ll get a big bone, lots of kibble, treats, and toys this year!!!
    🙂

  3. Bunk, we think you have everything under control there, and Santa will be very good to you.

    Rumpy – you have snow on your blog!!!! Now if only we could all get some in our yards.

    Woos – Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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