Rumpology: Telling your future by reading your butt.

Oh yes, there are humans who claim they can actually do that!

Are you a Rumpologist? Want to hone your butt-reading skills? Then this series of photos is just for you!

Want your future told by a Rumpologist? Send a photo of your butt along with the standard fee (which can be pretty expensive) to the Rumpologist of your choice.

Or send the money (in cookies) to me, and let a TRUE Rumpster tell your future!

I think doctors are rumpologists but they tend to be more hands on. One of the reasons I didn’t go for ten years.
There is supposedly a blind Rumpologist that has a hands-on approach as well. ROFL!
Who better to read rumps than Rumpy???!!!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
I dunno. But it’s Sylvester Stallone’s mama that created “rumpology”
Why doesn’t that surprise me? 🙂
Whee’ve seen everything now . . .
Oh what a crazy world whee live in!
Happy Wednesday
Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
xxxx
just when you think you’ve seen it all……. *snicker*
Lovely dear Rumpy you made me laugh .) Thank you, love, nia
Have a great day, Nia!
Oh DeDe, I think something comes back to you :o) Hope it’s a treat :o)
Rumpy you are hilarious. I’d rather see their noses instead of their butts.
Oh! I guess June Buggie’s butt says that he would be the most famous cat in the world in his future!
Thank you very much for these pretty butts, Rumpy! 🙂
No butts about it this is the best way to forsee the future hahahha what a crack up..literally and figuratively hahha 🙂
In our house, our cats believe in this rumpology stuff. They constantly stick their butts in your face. I always thought it was so we could smell it to identify them (what happened to the old fashioned way?). Now I know they want their fortune told.
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Thanks!!
Taylor
P.S: This post had me ROFL. GR8 JOB!!!!!
I’ve been known to read rumps looking for the future. But it’s usually foster puppies working on their house training. 🙂
That’s silly Rumpy! You have to smell the butts not read them! Woooooowooooooo!
ROWFWM>>>>>Rumpy ya made me Mum spit coffee all over da place!! Well dun!!!
Lub Nylablue xxxx
Holy Crack addict! I must agree with Kuruk…butts are for smelling the present, not reading the future! JMHO
Good grief – what next. i’ll keep my rump to myself thank you. M is laughing her fool head off this morning at you. I don’t see what’s so funny myself.
Hilarious!
Utterly gut-busting….
MOL!
Can you read Purrime Ministerette bums?!
I hope they’re clean 😉 Pawkiss 🙂
Too too funny 🙂 Rumpy, I can see cookies in your future, and on your rump… oops did I say that 😉
How can you tell on a fish ?
How can you tell on a fish?
June Buggie volunteered to try!
Too funny. Made me laugh. Butt (intentional pun) this does come down to TMI. 🙂
Bella would be easier for you Rumpy, her tail curls up and shows her disgusting-you-know-what. Me, Max, I can barely lift my stub but for you I’d try harder. wag wag, Max & Bella (our ridiculous biped is still laughing as she punches those black keys on her machine).
No sweet Rumpy we don’t have that gift. Hugs and nose kisses
Butt, butt, butt ……. ! Thanks for the MOL 🙂
I like to sniff the cats’ butts!
*raps* I sniff cat butts and I cannot lie….