MEOW, Santa!
June Buggie here, and I have something to say!
It’s that time of year when we write you letters telling you how good we are, and begging you for something nice. Well, Santa, I cannot lie. I’ve not been a good kitty. But I have an excuse! See, my human, Jen, named me Junior, then she gave me this cutesy nickname: June Buggie.
And now everybody seems to think I’m a girl. *heavy sigh*
So I’d like you to bring me something to show the world that I’m a MAN! Grrrrr!!!!
I was thinking maybe some rubber testicles like men with inflated egos hang on the back of their trucks. Of course, you’d also have to bring a truck, because Jen says no way I can hang them on the back of her car. Oh yeah, and I’ll need a driver’s license.
How about some of that manly cologne I see advertised on TV? The one that makes women chase you around and stuff? Oh wait, what if it makes women DOGS chase me around? Nah, nix that one too.
Maybe some power tools? I know, a chain saw! And a hard hat! And a cool tool belt! But wait, what if someone asks to borrow my tools or actually wants me to fix something?
Or maybe you could bring me a new nickname. Yeah! Something manly, like Ace, or Dude, or Skipper.
But….. what if Jen forgets my new nickname? She is old, after all. She might never call me again for supper, or for treats…… or just to snuggle with her!
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On second thought, Santa, I’m good here.Â
Merry Christmas!
Dogpaddling Through Life 
Awwwww….June Buggie!!!!! You look already very manly cat to me!!! I’ll kick out anyone who call you a girl!!!! Grrrrr…. I’m sure you’ve been a good kitty this year, too! You ‘re just too modest to say that you’ve not been…. so mr Santa will bring you what you want!!! 🙂
Meow! I’ll be sure to add your comments to my letter. Thanks Kevin!
I don’t think there is any danger of mom not snuggling with you Mr. June Buggie, but maybe Ace Buggie or Dude Buggie would help? Wishing you a Merry Christmas June Buggie.
MEOW! And to you as well.
I love the nickname June Buggie and you are a handsome man cat!
MEOW! You’re just saying that because it’s true! *licks paw*
Absolutely true!
Ace sounds like a REALLY cool nickname. 😀 But no matter what your name is, you’ll always be super cute and super awesome! 🙂
xoxo Roxy & Tigerlino
You’re right. I will, won’t I? Purrrr…….
Oh dear June Buggie…I have seen those rubber things on trucks and have to resist the urge to go and kick them…don’t know why…hahaha so best you leave off the old decking of the halls hey ! hugs to you ginger mancat you…BTW Dinnermintz is always assumed to be a boy because she is a ginger cat..she has a complex too 😉 xxx
MEOW! It’s not an easy life being a ginger!
It sure aint!!! it’s Ginge-ism I am sure …
I agree! Oppression of the gingers MUST STOP!
Indeed..ginge-ites need to step off….must go figure out how ….I am sure with help from some Ginger Ninjas and possibly the Gingerbread man ( a huge figure at this time of year) some power to the Ginge may be attained 😉
A chain saw is a cool gift, I would like one too :o)
I’ll put in a good word for you!
I can so see your dilemma my friend. It’s not easy being that handsome. Maybe introduce yourself the Bond kind of way… “Hi, my name Buggy, Mr. June” and then a masculine purr. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon
Meow! Thank ya, thank ya very much *wink*
Snorts – I love it – that’s it!! XOXO – Bacon
Dude…you need a BOW TIE. Check it:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/114763202/bow-tie-cat-collar-various-prints-21?utm_source=google&utm_medium=product_listing_promoted&utm_campaign=pets_low&gclid=CPWNuoL7ubsCFbA7MgodWWAA2w
How about a tattoo instead?
Wouldn’t that necessitate a shave?
That boy named Sue had the same problem. But that’s a handsome – not “pretty”- stance and look you have there!
Awww June Buggie, what’s in a name? Besides, hands down, you’re the coolest ginger cat on the interwebs.
Haha – Alma is often mistaken for a male dog because she’s so big. Unless she’s standing right next to Moses – he’s clearly much bigger, so people correctly assume their sexes. I used to try to judge by collar colour or name, but that’s still often wrong! (I know a female dog named Homer, for example.) Maybe you just need some super masculine accessories. Cufflinks or a bowtie, perhaps.
It has nothing to do with your name, June Buggie. There are lots of people who think all cats are girls and all dogs are boys. Honey always has people referring to her as “buddy.”
Psst — tried to visit your site, and even when I visit the main site i’m getting a 404 error. Is something wrong?
Oh dear, you really just need to wear a tie. I sport a bow-tie for special occasions and I’m really the most handsome thing ever in it. You could also wear a collar tie, but I suspect you’d like the bow best. Bow-ties are cool!
Hummmm, how about a camo collar?
Poor June buggie. Don’t worry everyone thinks my cat boo is a girl so you’re not alone. Think of it as a compliment that you’re so beautiful people assume you are a girl. 🙂 if it helps any I’ve been called sir on the phone and I am a girl. 🙂
Hahahahahaha!!!!!! That was a hilarious post!!! Testicles? LOL u r to funny!! And hey, I love your nickname!! Its sooo adorable and snuggly and cute…..er….um…..I mean…..its sooooooo manly and grrr mean sounding! Teehee!
(((Hugs))) from your best husky pals!
Such a dilemma JB…do you go for the new powerful manly knickname…Hud, Jud, Bud…OR make sure the Jen snuggles and treats and noms keep coming…tough buddy, very tough (hope you excuse and forgive my loong absence from your comments *glares at typist*)
Maybe if you tried a different month – like Mr. August Buggie? Our dog Max is hung so long that no one ever mistakes him for a she . . . Merry Christmas!
We’re gonna start calling you Dude Buggie. 🙂
Or how about Dune Buggie? MEOW!
I love your name even though it took me a few posts to realize you are a boy. We’ll all be confused if Jen changes your name.
I’m sure Santa will bring you something nice. After all, you write the “Purrs” and let us know the good that’s happening for animals.
Glad all is well in your world June Buggie!
I love your nickname and you are very handsome, June Buggie! Wishing you and your family a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! 🙂
Oh cat, we thought you were a girl. Our tales (one tale and one stub) is hanging low. How about Dune Buggie? wag wag, Max & Bella
thats really funny!
MEOW!
WOOF BACK!
ha! who knew?! I have a lil secret, June…my humans named me Baby Huey and I am a girl! (transcribed from the paw of Baby Huey…girl) 🙂
we should get together and catter-wall…:)
who new y?you a boy!xx Speedy