Limericks to Santa!

Oh Dog! The holiday spirit has filled us here at Rumpydog, and we decided last night to write Santa some limericks to share with you today.


There was an old cat we called Bubba

Who wanted to learn to play tuba,

so he wrote a short letter

to that old Santa feller,

Now when he plays, we all yell, “Β‘Ay, caramba!”


Dear Santa, it’s Little Girl Here.

I’d like a bit of holiday cheer.

So how about a stash

of some holiday cash,

I can blow on some bling, boys, and beer!


Hey Santa, Β it’s me, little Hissy,

I wrote you again, cuz, you see,

to my list I must add

some cool slacks in plaid.

Here’s hoping that you won’t forget me!


Disclaimer: Santa, you are in no way expected to bring any of these things….. ESPECIALLY the tuba!Β 


24 thoughts on “Limericks to Santa!

  1. Way to go guys!!….We think that your great Limericks are worthy of many face licks we hope Santa Brings wonderful things or he may find his sack weighed down with bricks xxxx

  2. Awwww…Bubba, Little Girl and Hisy, your limericks are so funny!!! I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas together! πŸ™‚

  3. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  4. Have a wonderful Christmas all of you. I may be absent a lot but I DO remember you and love comments you make to me and to others. xoxoxo AND what you stand for. xox

  5. You are so talented and creative. I just love it. I loved seeing pictures of Little Girl and now I may be able to tell the difference between Bubba and “Little” Hissy. Now how about the rest of the crew.

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