Occasionally I have to rummage through the spam folder to make sure no legit comments have been sent there by mistake. This weekend, I took on that task.
Most spam is meaningless sentences strung together. But some spam is good for a laugh, though I doubt that was the writer’s intention.
I thought I’d share with you today some of my favorites.
–I visited several web sites however the audio quality for audio songs current at this web site is really superb. (That’s amazing, especially since there were no songs posted on this particular blog post).
–I’m gone to convey my little brother, that he should also pay a quick visit this blog on regular basis to take updated from newest gossip. (Gossip? Yes, DeDe’s weekly beauty advice is scandalous gossip!)
–I don’t normally look at these types of web sites (I’m a pretty modest person) – but even though I was a bit shocked as I was reading, I was surely a bit excited as properly. Thanks for producing my day. (Uh…… moving right along……. )
–The reasons the marriages of famous people break up are not that different from the reasons ordinary marriages break up. You would think people with the huge incomes many celebrities make would never have to fight about not having enough money. But many celebrities discover there is never enough no matter how much they have. (That may be true, but what does that have to do with animal welfare?)
–Thanks for one’s marvelous posting! I really enjoyed reading it, you will be a great author. I will be sure to bookmark your blog and may come back later in life. I want to encourage one to continue your great work, have a nice holiday weekend! (Oh thanks! Wait, what holiday weekend? Oh, right. Spam. *sigh*)
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Also interesting was the search terms recently used to find my blog: big cats, raccoon, stay warm thoughts posts on facebook, walmart bread. Huh? Wal-Mart bread?
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Do you peruse the spam folder for a laugh? Have a favorite to share?
Dogpaddling Through Life 
Bwahahahahhah oh dear…my fave was in regards to a post on Forrest and his birthday…it was asking about my desire to meet up with girlie boys…..another told me what a wonderful story it was and how it was impotent what iwas saiding …yes….color me sceptical but what the hahahahah 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx
I love those comments about great writing….. when all I’ve posted is photos!
Hahaahah I love them when the spelling in the writers message is so bad..i think well they have set the bar low bwahaaahah it’s actually quite entertaining…and yes great writing and it’s a picture of a dog…
I love the EATING Spam but get so tired of the email stuff……although it is hilarious sometimes so at least there’s some MINOR entertainment value!!
Pam
I guess it’s all about finding the positive in anything- right? LOL
Yes – and that isn’t always easy……! 😉
That spam folder is always good when you need a laugh!
Yeah. I miss the good ole’ days when all they wanted to sell me was hot girls from Asia or Viagra. Now it’s cheap fashion knock-offs. *sigh*
I keep getting invited to show someone around town. Somehow we stopped communicating on Facebook. Good grief I wonder if that stuff really works?
Hmmmmm……
I am not checking my spam folder my head aching if I do 🙂
It can be that!
Yup. We’ve all seen them but it’s funny that you pointed it out. I always wondered why these spammers all seem to be non English speakers. I would like to be spammed by someone who can put together a proper sentence. Actually, I wouldn’t, but you know what I mean.
I like checking the email spam folder. I get lots of offers of money and they all come from the same African country- Burkina Faso. And none of them are written with proper English. LOL
Bwa ha ha! Spam is like the fortune cookies of blogging.
I feel bad for the occasional smart comments ending up in spam jail until I rescue them. I hope they don’t catch anything while they’re waiting to be released.
Ooh! You think they might get cooties?????
I’ve gotten some interesting spam, some insulting ones too. But I am so thankful for the real people that take time to comment. Hugs to you and the furry family miss Jen.
Yeah, that last one that said they MIGHT come back LATER IN LIFE is a bit insulting. But hey, it’s funny!
Lol based on the search terms, am I correct in thinking people are mistaking Rumpy for a racoon?! Funny stuff, definitely a nice way to brighten up your Monday 🙂
Or a big cat!!!!
Spam? We don’t smell any noms! Oh, not THAT kind of spam? Sorry, Auntie Jenn!
Respectfully meowed,
The Feline Contingent
(Lilith, Rosco, & Tina)
& Staff
(Debby Hanoka)
Don’t worry, we don’t allow Spam consumption on our blog page. Maybe tuna or turkey, but no Spam! Bad for animal tummies.
WE have had some of the exact same ones in our Spam also…
Really? People look for bread at Wal-Mart and find you instead? Isn’t that great?
Hilarious! Love the Wal-Mart bread! (???)
Actually, I did once post a photo of the bread aisle at Wal-Mart while talking about making vegan food choices. I had no idea it would make me so popular!
As I read your post, I checked my search terms too. Guess what I found? Top Searches: fart, run after pooping LOL
I would guess that running after pooping IS what causes all those farts! ROFL!
hahahaha yes!!!
Walmart bread is how I found you too! DUH! 🙂 lol…
I wonder if it’s because they mistook me for something soft and squishy like bread? *giggles*
Sometimes they sound pretty cogent … until you realize they are commenting on a picture and what they are saying has nothing to do with the subject. I too look through Spam. Sometimes a real comment is in the mix and needs rescuing.
Yes, among the over 100 spam comments was a lonely little legitimate comment and I just had to rescue it!
Oh, I know! Usually they don’t even make sense, and when they do they are so irrelevant!
The search term that is best applied here is “love”…or “most wonderful dog in the world”
Oh, who doesn’t know them. Some are funny, but most of them are just boring.
My spam is often about kidney disease lol
Those are some doosies Rumpy. I read some of the spam as well, just for the giggles. But I love your keywords…Walmart Bread?! What the dog is that?
Happy Monday,
Oz
I regularly sift the spam box, 🙂 not that I go surfing for those explicit items which massage those nether regions LOL or for those self sexy photos nor do I want drugs for Renal failure. or was that rectal??? hehe… … No I sift the spam box just in case a friend has had the misfortune to be imprisoned with that riff-raff… Once the scan is done I delete… Honest.. BIG Smiles to you… and Big Hugs.. Enjoy A Spam Free Week xxx Love Sue xxx
Oh, but ya don’t know what you’re missing!!!!!
🙂 I have an idea.. LOL… 😉 xxxxx hehe
That can of spam got me all excited!!!
Ha! Spam is hilarious. Plus weird. I wish I could eat some Walmart bread…..
Love and licks,
Cupcake
I dunno about eating it, but I know what’ll happen if you search it! woo woo!
That was hilarious. I get some really great spam. They all think I am amazing and the best writer they have ever read. I want to approve the post but ma says no. Pawty pooper ma.
We should do a spam folder blog hop! I think it would be great to share all our adoring spam fans comments.
Have a great night.
Great idea!
Some are really funny. Just be careful about opening spam it could contain viruses.
That’s true. Never click on a hyperlink or open a file.
Yes, every now and then we sit down for a laugh 😀 Some are almost plausible and therefore rather clever.
Don’t you just love how easy the spammers make it for us to tell they are spam? If they wanted to leave a comment that matched better, they’d have to do some real work.
Yow Mum reedz da Spam to me in it iz all so weerd…we not keep any Rumpy butt we get alot sayin how bunderfull our bloggie iz n we shuud buy Viagra?? Umm yah a Feemale Hu’Mum n a kitteh need dat, right??
We also get da bookmark we look ya up later in life one…
Phanzk fer a guud laff…we enjoyed yer bloggie alot!
Lub Nylablue n Mum xoxo
BOL! Those spam seem to make your nasty monday look more cheerful!