MEOW! My name is June Buggie, and I have something to say.
Us cats have gone out of our way to be accommodating to that big, overgrown wad of fur that you all think is so cute…. *gag*. But now he’s going entirely too far!
You see, when Malachi had his annual check-up, the vet said he could stand to lose a couple pounds, so Jen switched us all to a food for old cats. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT????
We slowly transitioned over so we’ll eat the stuff, and I guess I like it OK, but guess who likes it better than his own food? You guessed it!
So to expose him for the thief that he is, us cats got together and wrote a limerick to call him out.
We call it,
Cat food, a delightful treat
and a big fluffy dog likes to eat
what’s left on the floor,
but the doggy wants more,
so he cleans out the plates too, the cheat!