I have been a good dog.
For the most part.
There is still that issue with my scarfing down cat food every chance I get.
And I do like the occasional rummage through the trash.
Oh, and there is that time I left skid marks on Jen’s freshly-laundered bedding.
Hardly worth mentioning, I know, but I am choosing transparency in all my dealings… that Jen knows about.
June Buggie says I made your Naughty list this year, but I’m pretty sure I should be on the Nice one. And since I am a positive thinker, I’ll assume I’m right.
What does a dog like me want for Christmas?
I want to move. I know, we move too much already, but at this house we don’t have a fenced yard, and baby I was born to run! So could you please make it so Number 1?
I want my own room with a door the cats can’t access. Sometimes I need a break from them, ya know?
I want a brother or sister. I’m tired of being the only dog, but Jen says no more animals. But if you left a dog under the tree, how could she say no? If you do go that route, better bring a tree too, cuz we don’t have one.
I want a dinosaur! That would be the coolest pet ever! And I bet that creepy neighbor wouldn’t be watching Jen when she was outside walking him.
I want a new vehicle to ride in. The Jenmobile rides too rough for my delicate derriere.
I need a new tablet so I can keep up on social media when Jen has her phone at work. I would use her laptop but I don’t know the password.
Oh yeah, the most important thing: I need a refill on my cookie stash!!! Do you make cat food flavored cookies?
Thank you for your time, Big Guy, and I hope to see you this weekend!