Written by Jen and the Furries

Rumpy’s Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

I have been a good dog.

For the most part.

I hope I made the Nice Dog list!!!!


There is still that issue with my scarfing down cat food every chance I get.

And I do like the occasional rummage through the trash.

Oh, and there is that time I left skid marks on Jen’s freshly-laundered bedding.

Hardly worth mentioning, I know, but I am choosing transparency in all my dealings… that Jen knows about.

June Buggie says I made your Naughty list this year, but I’m pretty sure I should be on the Nice one. And since I am a positive thinker, I’ll assume I’m right.

What does a dog like me want for Christmas?

See? I play well with others. Nice!!!!


I’m glad you asked!

I want to move. I know, we move too much already, but at this house we don’t have a fenced yard, and baby I was born to run! So could you please make it so Number 1?

I want my own room with a door the cats can’t access.  Sometimes I need a break from them, ya know?

I want a brother or sister. I’m tired of being the only dog, but Jen says no more animals. But if you left a dog under the tree, how could she say no? If you do go that route, better bring a tree too, cuz we don’t have one.

I want a dinosaur! That would be the coolest pet ever! And I bet that creepy neighbor wouldn’t be watching Jen when she was outside walking him.

I want a new vehicle to ride in. The Jenmobile rides too rough for my delicate derriere.

I need a new tablet so I can keep up on social media when Jen has her phone at work. I would use her laptop but I don’t know the password.

Oh yeah, the most important thing: I need a refill on my cookie stash!!! Do you make cat food flavored cookies?

Thank you for your time, Big Guy, and I hope to see you this weekend!

Much love,

Rumpydog

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While visions of sugar plums…

 

39 thoughts on “Rumpy’s Letter to Santa”

  2. I really don’t see a problem with scarfing down unattended cat food. It also pays to check the trash – the bipeds have been known to chuck treasures in there!

    I’m sure you’re on the nice list, Rumpy.

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  6. Mee-you that’ss not too much to ask fur rite Rumpy???? Mew mew mew…..
    Yur a good doggie….kat food DOES taste good an if you eat a bit what’s thee werst that could happen? You will ‘mee-you’ reelly well, mew mew mew….
    Meowy Katmass to you, June Buggie Lady Jen an thee gang frum us here @ Thee Purrfect Pad ❤ ❤
    Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

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  7. Dear Rumpy, your wish list is nice, and I hope you will get all you have wished, because you are a good dog. If do something what every dog does, eating cats food, it is only a dog thing, nothing bad.
    We wish you and your family Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
    Kosmo and his family
    in faraway Finland.

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    1. And a dinosaur! If we had a fenced yard he could live there… as long as he had his own dinosaur house with heat and air conditioning,.. and plumbing… and furniture to climb on…

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  11. Aw, Rumpy, Santa couldn’t resist that sweet face, could he? We hope you get everything you are wishing for! Oh, and if you do get some cat food flavored cookies, please let our K9 crew know…it’s high on their list as well.

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  13. That’s a bit of a tall order Rumpy but if you are good I am sure Santa will come up with something… eat safe you guys did you ready what my dog Ruby talked about on my blog!!xxxxx

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  18. Hi Rumpy! Cat food flavored cookies sounds interesting! Then, cats will love it,too!
    Merry Christmas to you and your family! 😘🐶🐱

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