Hissy Fit Jones Writes Santa

In the spirit of the season, Hissy Fit Jones has decided to give the letter-writing thing a go of it.Β 

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Hissy Fit Jones

WHAT? A STRANGE MAN WANTS TO COME INTO OUR HOUSE????

NO! YOU CAN NOT COME IN OUR HOUSE!

DO NOT COME HERE SANTA!

NO!

NO!

NO!

What? He brings presents? Like catnip? And treats? And toys?

Oh, alright then. You can come to our house, Santa.

But just long enough to leave the goods, THEN GET THE HELL OUT!

Hissssssss!!!!!

36 thoughts on “Hissy Fit Jones Writes Santa

  1. Hi Hissay, don’t worry, Santa will not stay long because he is a busy man on the Christmas Day but I’m sure that he leaves lovely gifts for you and your family! πŸ™‚

  2. Triss-Kitty is in agreement. Your family brightens and enlightens our dwindling family of two. May yours be blessed and enriched this Festive Season as yours has done for ours. We celebrate Christmas and Mom ( Candy) says she has presents for me to open Christmas Day.! She gets to help she says with the opening; I do the rest.

    Trissy and Candy.

  3. Waiting for sunset on Christmas Eve is like standing toes-over-the-edge on a high diving board.
    Every year we’d cruise casually by the window to keep an eye on the sun’s progress until it was officially evening.
    Then the shout “Christmas Eve Gift!” would ring out.
    You see, the traditions says that the first person to voice that phrase on Christmas Eve to another would be graced with good fortune and joy all the next year.
    (And of course, whomever was first won. Everything was a contest…)
    It’s more difficult to be first now with caller ID.
    As all those who have become my friends in blogland are spread widely across time zones, I’d like to wish you all “Christmas Eve Gift” now.
    And as I already feel so fortunate to have such wonderful readers and writers in this neighborhood, I wish to share any phrase acquired good fortune and joy with you in thanks.
    No matter where you are or what you are guided by, hope you have a very merry Christmas and a new year full of adventure and joy.
    Peace on earth and goodwill towards all creatures great and small.

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