Let’s cut to the chase, old man: I know the truth about you. But I’m willing to keep it to myself in exchange for an endless supply of Fancy Feast (preferably Beef Gravy Lovers) and chicken flavored Greenies.
And, oh yeah, I still want to rule the world. So see what you can do about deposing Putin and making me leader instead.
Got it? Good.
Now get to work.
Oh, and Merry Christmas.