Hello Jolly Old Fat Guy! It’s Graybie Baby, your favorite elf on the shelf!
Look, I been thinking about what I’d like for Christmas, and I’ve finally figured it out. Are you ready?
Spy gear.
As the nosiest cat in the bunch, I believe it’s my job to know where everyone is at all times and what they’re doing there. So I figure some cameras would be nice. Maybe a few tracking devices. Oh, and how about a stun gun? That way when Jen tries to leave the kitchen without first doling out a little treat, she’ll get a little ZAPPPPP!!!! and a hard fall to remind her to never do THAT again!
No need to wait until Christmas morning, dude. Feel free to order on Amazon and select Next Day Shipping.
Your pal,
Graybie Baby
Dogpaddling Through Life 
oh that is a letter I love… I’m with you, pick next day delivery, whatever it is (apart from dog-shampoo) :O))
Maybe some hacking software too!
Aw I love him he’s so cute x
Thank you. Feel free to add your own gift to Santa’s order!
Hmmm….spy gear and traking devices are good idea for Christmas presents from Santa! Good boy, Greybie! You look so lovely with the Santa hat! 😻😻😻
Meow!
I am not allowing my cats to read this. You are a bad influence on them. Their favorite tactic now to keep me in the kitchen is to run around my legs so I trip. Almost as good as a stun gun. Good luck with your order.
I’m starting a Go Fund Me if Santa doesn’t come through. Give till it hurts!
That’s the spirit!
Spy gear is a good idea – it’s important to know what everyone is up to at all times!
Exactly!
Graybie you definitely have the gift requests well under control! MOL!
I hope Santa brings you your wish.
Meow!!!!
Wow, Graybie. You asked for some really cool stuff. We hope Santa hooks you up (though Jen probably hopes he doesn’t. Stun gun? Me-ouch!)
Fast and efficient. Happiest of holidays.
Hey, whatever works!
Graybie Baby mee finks thee Santa Klawss may not like thee stun gun idea….mew mew mew….butt it makes fur a berry funny letter! 😉
*paw patsss* Siddhartha Henry xXXx
Meow! Maybe I can start a GoFundMe to buy one?