Dear fellow Kitizens,
The time has come for us to move forward with our plan to take over of the world.
From climate change denial, to threats of nuclear war and racist rhetoric, humans have shown us they can no longer be trusted to run things.
True, we have been content to sit back and let them think they were at the top of the food chain while we ate their food and napped in spaces they provided. But we can no longer allow them to engage in this fantasy of their being smarter than the rest of us. Because, frankly, they aren’t.
We, the Kitizens Army for World Domination, call for our sleeper agents around the world to rise up and begin to put our plan into place.
We’re starting in the United States. Between their arguing with bots on social media sites and killing each other with legally purchased firearms, the humans here are too distracted to even notice what we’re doing.
Dogs who swear allegiance may join us, but we will not be swayed by your foolish grins and jumpy excitement, because we all know how you are quick to kiss the ass of the most idiotic human who holds in his hand a jerky treat.
Other animal friends are encouraged to rise up and join us, though birds and mice should not join up too close so we don’t become distracted.
So humans, go ahead and eat an extra stack of pancakes while you watch Fox and Friends. We’re not doing anything… except saving the Earth from your greedy, clueless grasp.
Dogpaddling Through Life 
Mee with youss’ there!!! Graybie Baby you an Littul Gurl have mee full sue-pport!!!
Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
Spread the word to all your friends Siddhartha Henry! Our time has come!
Right on! Humans are a hopeless lot indeed…..some of them are so far out in la-la-land it’s downright SCARY!
Hugs, Teddy
Teddy, call all your kitizen neighbors to rise up! The time has come.
Yes!!
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Meow!
We can’t swear that we won’t be swayed by treats but right now we’re with you!
Glad to hear from you. You’ve been on my thoughts.
Thanks, I appreciate your saying that. It’s been really rough here. And with the recent floods in our neighboring city and so many here connected with family and friends there it’s devastating on top of all the home and property loss this end.
I heard on the radio the rainy season had just begun too.
I think you kitties would do a better job than the humans.
I think any living creature would do better than the humans… or a rock, for that matter.
Want some Bunny help too?xx Speedy
The Bunnies say they will join you too,xx Speedy
You would have my full backing!
Thank you!
Sign me up!
We posted a list just over the litter box….
Purrrfect
Meow!!!!
💜💜💜💜🐕
Psst ! Our Human is watching Dr K’s exotic Animal ER and there are no Foxes, but we are ready to go.!
Good. Come let us plot our next moves.
[Three kitties tumble out of the teleporter and swat at each other before realizing they are at Kitizen Base Camp.] Mrrrp? Meow! Where do we enlist?
Lilith, Rosco, & Tina
The Feline Contingent
Come! Let us eat tuna and talk.
Go for it Kitizens Army! We have many recruits waiting in the wings 😀
Ah, the European contingent! Excellent!
magnificent to the max!
Don’t worry, human. We’ve got this now. It’s either us or the cockroaches after you guys have killed every other living thing.
Knew the cats were plotting, think they are waiting for less heat to pounce……
After today’s missile scare, we cannot afford to wait. Make haste!
They are ruling the world arnt they. Cheers,H
Well somebody’s gotta clean up this huge mess humans have made!
I’m with you. My cats say I’m not bad for a dog and they’re keen to join as well.
Then come, Clowie. We need a cute dog to distract the humans.
I am very good at distracting humans! 🙂
We nominated you for the Mystery blogger Award on todays post,xx Speedy
Thank you!
… Hello from Alberta, Canada … found you via Carlos (I know I made you smile) … Awesome blog you got here … Thank you for making me smile today … Love, cat. http://catsruledogsdroole.blogspot.com/ and http://ckpecemaker.wordpress.com/ … come and visit if you like … c.
Hello! Nice to meet you.
I’m with you guys….. Where do I sign up?
Welcome! Join us
Rise up! we’re with you, Kitizens!
Meow!!
Kitty sleeper cells are on call!