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Dear Kitizens, The Time Has Come…

Dear fellow Kitizens,

The time has come for us to move forward with our plan to take over of the world.

Little Girl, Kitizen Spokesperson

From climate change denial, to threats of nuclear war and racist rhetoric,  humans have shown us they can no longer be trusted to run things.

True, we have been content to sit back and let them think they were at the top of the food chain while we ate their food and napped in spaces they provided. But we can no longer allow them to engage in this fantasy of their being smarter than the rest of us. Because, frankly, they aren’t.


General Hissy Fit Jones of the Kitizens Army for World Domination

We, the Kitizens Army for World Domination, call for our sleeper agents around the world to rise up and begin to put our plan into place.

We’re starting in the United States. Between their arguing with bots on social media sites and killing each other with legally purchased firearms, the humans here are too distracted to even notice what we’re doing.


Sleeper Agent Yella Fella lures yet another human into a sense of false superiority.

Dogs who swear allegiance may join us, but we will not be swayed by your foolish grins and jumpy excitement, because we all know how you are quick to kiss the ass of the most idiotic human who holds in his hand a jerky treat.

Other animal friends are encouraged to rise up and join us, though birds and mice should not join up too close so we don’t become distracted.


Leader Graybie Baby reaches out to all animals, both real and stuffed, to join our movement.

So humans, go ahead and eat an extra stack of pancakes while you watch Fox and Friends. We’re not doing anything… except saving the Earth from your greedy, clueless grasp.

About Jen and the Furries

Hello and welcome. I’m a 50 something woman who’s probably awake when she should be sleeping. Oh, and there are animals, because who doesn’t have pets?


46 thoughts on “Dear Kitizens, The Time Has Come…

  1. Mee with youss’ there!!! Graybie Baby you an Littul Gurl have mee full sue-pport!!!
    Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

    Posted by NylabluesMum | January 13, 2018, 9:16 AM
  2. Right on! Humans are a hopeless lot indeed…..some of them are so far out in la-la-land it’s downright SCARY!

    Hugs, Teddy

    Posted by onespoiledcat | January 13, 2018, 9:35 AM
  3. We can’t swear that we won’t be swayed by treats but right now we’re with you!

    Posted by The Persecution of Mildred Dunlap | January 13, 2018, 10:42 AM
  4. I think you kitties would do a better job than the humans.

    Posted by 15andmeowing | January 13, 2018, 11:47 AM
  5. Want some Bunny help too?xx Speedy

    Posted by speedyrabbit | January 13, 2018, 12:09 PM
  6. You would have my full backing!

    Posted by 25castleson25clouds (@25cson25cs) | January 13, 2018, 12:48 PM
  7. Purrrfect

    Posted by willowdot21 | January 13, 2018, 2:33 PM
  8. Psst ! Our Human is watching Dr K’s exotic Animal ER and there are no Foxes, but we are ready to go.!

    Posted by Mary McNeil | January 13, 2018, 2:57 PM
  9. [Three kitties tumble out of the teleporter and swat at each other before realizing they are at Kitizen Base Camp.] Mrrrp? Meow! Where do we enlist?

    Lilith, Rosco, & Tina
    The Feline Contingent

    Posted by The Feline Contingent | January 13, 2018, 3:47 PM
  10. Go for it Kitizens Army! We have many recruits waiting in the wings 😀

    Posted by Animalcouriers | January 13, 2018, 4:23 PM
  11. magnificent to the max!

    Posted by murphysmission | January 13, 2018, 4:39 PM
  12. Knew the cats were plotting, think they are waiting for less heat to pounce……

    Posted by clingycat | January 13, 2018, 5:59 PM
  13. They are ruling the world arnt they. Cheers,H

    Posted by helentastic67 | January 14, 2018, 2:01 AM
  14. I’m with you. My cats say I’m not bad for a dog and they’re keen to join as well.

    Posted by Clowie | January 14, 2018, 2:12 AM
  15. We nominated you for the Mystery blogger Award on todays post,xx Speedy

    Posted by speedyrabbit | January 14, 2018, 4:52 AM
  16. … Hello from Alberta, Canada … found you via Carlos (I know I made you smile) … Awesome blog you got here … Thank you for making me smile today … Love, cat. http://catsruledogsdroole.blogspot.com/ and http://ckpecemaker.wordpress.com/ … come and visit if you like … c.

    Posted by cat | January 14, 2018, 7:44 AM
  17. I’m with you guys….. Where do I sign up?

    Posted by Carolyn Page | January 14, 2018, 12:48 PM
  18. Rise up! we’re with you, Kitizens!

    Posted by meowmeowmans | January 14, 2018, 7:54 PM
  19. Kitty sleeper cells are on call!

    Posted by philosophermouseofthehedge | January 16, 2018, 3:07 PM


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