Dear Diary, Jen has decided to relinquish the blog back to our control, and now I have to come up with cute and funny things to say to humans. But why? Why should I entertain a bunch of hairless homo-sapiens that don’t care about anything but themselves?
Besides, humans look funny and they talk funny. They don’t have tails to share information. They just make a bunch of silly noises that make no sense to me whatsoever. And the chemical smells! Ugh! Stuff they call perfume and cologne, deodorant and anti-perspirant, and all that stuff they put in the little patch of fur they do have. It simply boggles the mind!
I do like my human, though. I like sit beside her and feel how happy it makes her to rub her paws over my furs. I like how she giggles at me and calls me a silly kitty. She even giggles when I hiss at her. Sometimes I hiss at her just to watch her response.
So, Diary, I’m going to need your help as I get back into the routine of writing about stuff again. Like what’s the best way to describe how I like to jump in the middle of a cuddle pile? Or how I sometimes like to chase Little Girl just for fun. Or maybe how I am the only one that likes to share the Snap Pea Crisps with Jen? They’re made of green peas, which I think are yummy!
Oh well, enough of this. Time to put my cute little freckled nose to the grindstone and pound out something for the masses. Thanks for all your help, Diary!
Much love, Lil’ Hissy Jones
Ah, we’d love to read anything you write! After all, you’re a cat and very interesting.
Posted by Kate Crimmins | January 6, 2019, 6:28 PMHumans are easily entertained!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 6, 2019, 6:29 PMand so silly!
Posted by Kate Crimmins | January 6, 2019, 6:29 PMI like YOU, Hissy Fit Jones!
Posted by Andrea Kenner | January 6, 2019, 8:21 PMAwwww…. you’re sweet- for a human.
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 6, 2019, 8:23 PMDon’t forget that humans can scoop poop and open cans 🙂
Posted by 15andmeowing | January 6, 2019, 9:29 PMYeah, so we don’t have to!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 6, 2019, 9:45 PMAnd forage for it all too!!!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 7, 2019, 10:11 AMOnly the bad ones. The good ones feed you, let you sleep on the bed, give you safe and warm homes to live in and pat and scratch you. Fatten you up or slim you down when you have no self-control. Cheers,H
Posted by Helen caligiuri | January 7, 2019, 1:23 AMOpen cans and scoop litter boxes. 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 7, 2019, 10:10 AMoooh please tell us more about that snap pea crisps…. maybe the mama will share them once with us too?
Posted by easyweimaraner | January 7, 2019, 2:02 AMThey are good! Green peas, rice and oil are the ingredients. Yummy!!!!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 7, 2019, 10:09 AMCute poist. Love the idea of a cuddle pile.
Posted by pensitivity101 | January 7, 2019, 10:10 AMI am a cuddle pile pro!!!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 7, 2019, 10:10 AMCount me in! Oh, don’t think dogs are allowed, but no doubt humans are allowed!
Posted by pensitivity101 | January 7, 2019, 10:37 AMWe used to cuddle with Rumpy and DeDe so dogs are welcome.
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 7, 2019, 10:44 AMnice.
Posted by pensitivity101 | January 7, 2019, 11:39 AMBest wishes in 2019!
Posted by Tails Around the Ranch | January 7, 2019, 1:01 PMThanks and same to you!
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 7, 2019, 1:10 PMOoh, we’re excited to reading what you kitties choose to write about, Hissy Fit Jones! Happy New Year!
Posted by meowmeowmans | January 9, 2019, 10:13 PMWhatever it is, it will be good. 😼
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 10, 2019, 3:05 PMWell Mr.Hissy Fit Jones, my well worshipped kitties are jealous of you and my malamute slept thru everything (till he thought he smelled food). Thank you for coming down from your pedestal to entertain us mere food bringers.
Posted by Hm3llp | January 10, 2019, 2:48 PMYou are welcome. Next time bring fishy treats.
Posted by Rumpy's Kitty Siblings | January 10, 2019, 3:05 PMYore rite Hissy Fit Jones!! Them snappy pee crispss are so-o guud!!!
**purrsss** BellaDharma
Posted by BellaDharma's LadyMew | January 27, 2019, 1:08 PM