Dear Diary, Jen has decided to relinquish the blog back to our control, and now I have to come up with cute and funny things to say to humans. But why? Why should I entertain a bunch of hairless homo-sapiens that don’t care about anything but themselves?
Besides, humans look funny and they talk funny. They don’t have tails to share information. They just make a bunch of silly noises that make no sense to me whatsoever. And the chemical smells! Ugh! Stuff they call perfume and cologne, deodorant and anti-perspirant, and all that stuff they put in the little patch of fur they do have. It simply boggles the mind!
I do like my human, though. I like sit beside her and feel how happy it makes her to rub her paws over my furs. I like how she giggles at me and calls me a silly kitty. She even giggles when I hiss at her. Sometimes I hiss at her just to watch her response.
So, Diary, I’m going to need your help as I get back into the routine of writing about stuff again. Like what’s the best way to describe how I like to jump in the middle of a cuddle pile? Or how I sometimes like to chase Little Girl just for fun. Or maybe how I am the only one that likes to share the Snap Pea Crisps with Jen? They’re made of green peas, which I think are yummy!
Oh well, enough of this. Time to put my cute little freckled nose to the grindstone and pound out something for the masses. Thanks for all your help, Diary!
Much love, Lil’ Hissy Jones
Dogpaddling Through Life 
Ah, we’d love to read anything you write! After all, you’re a cat and very interesting.
Humans are easily entertained!
and so silly!
I like YOU, Hissy Fit Jones!
Awwww…. you’re sweet- for a human.
Don’t forget that humans can scoop poop and open cans 🙂
Yeah, so we don’t have to!
And forage for it all too!!!
Only the bad ones. The good ones feed you, let you sleep on the bed, give you safe and warm homes to live in and pat and scratch you. Fatten you up or slim you down when you have no self-control. Cheers,H
Open cans and scoop litter boxes. 🤣🤣🤣
oooh please tell us more about that snap pea crisps…. maybe the mama will share them once with us too?
They are good! Green peas, rice and oil are the ingredients. Yummy!!!!
Cute poist. Love the idea of a cuddle pile.
I am a cuddle pile pro!!!
Count me in! Oh, don’t think dogs are allowed, but no doubt humans are allowed!
We used to cuddle with Rumpy and DeDe so dogs are welcome.
nice.
Best wishes in 2019!
Thanks and same to you!
Ooh, we’re excited to reading what you kitties choose to write about, Hissy Fit Jones! Happy New Year!
Whatever it is, it will be good. 😼
Well Mr.Hissy Fit Jones, my well worshipped kitties are jealous of you and my malamute slept thru everything (till he thought he smelled food). Thank you for coming down from your pedestal to entertain us mere food bringers.
You are welcome. Next time bring fishy treats.
Yore rite Hissy Fit Jones!! Them snappy pee crispss are so-o guud!!!
**purrsss** BellaDharma