Friday Night Lament

FYI: if you don’t live in the southeastern US, you probably don’t know of Alexander Shunnarah, but I’m sure you’ve heard of lawyers like him.

Call Alexander Shunnarah;
I’ve been wronged and I must get paid!
This man said he’d send me to heaven
then charged with a floppy, short blade.

He promised me he could deliver
in just 30 minutes or less
touch that would make my loins quiver.
What he gave? Could be anyone’s guess.

He said he could offer me long-term
companionship outside and in,
then folded the first time I bluffed him.
You been called on your bullshit again.

The men around here are so boring!
They want a blonde toothpick with tits
who can moan and fake an orgasm
then cook him some sausage and grits.

I want a man who is laughing
the moment his clothing is shed
and is touching my body all over
as we’re rolling around in my bed.

Send me a tarot card reader
who will bluntly give me the news:
will some day a man give me pleasure
or am I doomed to singing the blues?
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6 thoughts on “Friday Night Lament

  1. Well yes, it is certainly true – there are those men who think only of their hanging bits and what to have for afters!
    Their not all like that – don’t laugh!!!
    Here’s hoping!!! 🙂

  2. Love this bit Jen

    “The men around here are so boring!
    They want a blonde toothpick with tits
    who can moan and fake an orgasm
    then cook him some sausage and grits.”

    Yep. Had a guy like that forty odd years ago!

  3. Just friday nights? I’m telling you ive got a soul mate out there somewhere. He’s just fucking lost! I dare say you have one too? Maybe the Universe thinks we are not ready? I do not know how ready we have to be? Cheers,H

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