I have two Santas in my yard and neither of them know how to behave.
This is drunk Santa. Every night He falls flat on his behind drunk, and every evening I have to go help him get up to do his job. So embarrassing, especially around the children.
And mistletoe Santa? Well look what I caught him doing the other day: he popped Mrs. Claus in the face! I called the cops but they refused to take action; they said I was blowing things out of proportion and needed to get my priorities (and his arm) straight.
I did get a family photo idea for my holiday cards, though it needs a few more cats. What do you think?
Dogpaddling Through Life 
we love drunken santa, he is special ;O) and we love the family pic… that is just great… but yeppp… more cats ;O)
And the other Santa is not funny at all, but represents the response police provide all too often.
Photos always benefit from more cats – if you can get them to keep still for long enough! 😀
Your drunk Santa reminds me of a living nativity scene we went to see in Spain. Students pose as a nativity scene for the evening. We went to see it quite late, after we’d been out to dinner. They had been drinking and it was very X-rated by then!
Ooh la la!!!
Great stickers on your rear window! Not seen that sticker next to your replica before? Cheers,H
That’s Magic Mike. He’s got the moves. 😉
Love it Jen
Disgraceful behavior by those Santas. Definitely need more cats in the picture.
Those blow up decorations always make me think…psst. 🤣
ROFM/ROFL Miss Jenn!!!
**purrss** BellaDharma an **giggellss** BellaSita Mum
Drunk Santa cracks me up