Well, I’ll tell ya.
It seems I’ve been doing this online dating thing all wrong, because since I mentioned I’m talking to someone, I’ve had more attention from men than ever before.
Just think: if only I’d said I was talking to someone, I might not have spent my birthday or New Year’s Eve alone. I could have been out on dates. Men I met in person might have shown more interest in me.
I could have taken it even further and bought a cheap engagement ring. That would have really reeled them in.
Sure, none of these guys would have hung around for long, but so what? We’d have had some fun, and I could’ve used each of them as fodder for finding the next one.
Anyway, if things go south with Dan, I’m gonna give it a try. Got a cheap engagement ring you’re not using? Give me a holler.