Dear Universe, next time I ask for someone to show me a bit of compassion, kindly refrain from once again dumping on me all the shit you can scoop up. I get the message that you don't care for me, but your cruelty is quite uncalled for. On second thought, I'm not going to ask you for one more damned thing.
Dogpaddling Through Life 
Good idea,
Just go with the flow!
I wish I could fix whatever garbage the universe is throwing at you 💜
I am feeling rather like Speaker Pelosi in that I’d like to punch the Universe in the face.
can I go next?
Be my guest!