I like how cheap the rent is here. Location sucks, but it is near that place I sometimes go to work. And yeah, the owner is a jerk. But hey, they say the same of me. I guess fair is fair. Honestly, I moved in at their insistence. I really prefer effulgence, not a dark, infectious abscess. You’d think that they would have more sense and rent this space out to someone whose company liked better than mine. But this fool has me instead living here rent-free in their head.