You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?
If I had a dollar for every person who underestimated me, I’d buy a Super Bowl ad and let them see how they fucked up.
You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?
If I had a dollar for every person who underestimated me, I’d buy a Super Bowl ad and let them see how they fucked up.
Yours made me smile. Good one.
I would read this!
love the superbowl idea…no clue about opening sentence… would like the intro from smoke on te water, but that’s not easy to write LOL
I have that as a ringtone!
Oh, wouldn’t that be so perfect?
I would read your autobiography. 🙂
Oh, snap. Now THAT is an opening line. I would totally read your autobiography, Jen!
Y’all gonna mess around and make me think I ought to write it.
Well, if you ever do, I would read it! 🙂
I would read this
I’d definitely read your autobiography, Jen!
Solid. I appreciate this
Great thinking 😁
Loved it.
Ha .
WOW! wow!
This is awesome 😂…. If I had a nickel or a penny every time I was underestimated by someone, I’ll make a billboard and TV ads, and social media posts making sure everyone tuned in to me on channel 12 and broadcast… IM BACK LIKE I NEVER LEFT BITCHES 😂😆
You know it!
Good
Love this !
😂😂
I’d have to branch off yours and say a lil something like:
If I could give all the fuccks in the world I would give zero. They thought they had me fuccked up when I exited the womb back in 1993. Little did they know I was born immune. Immune to the virus of living amongst a society of people that allowed the underbelly of the beast to roam freely.. As much as the cousin of death calls my name in the pale moonlight, I lie awake, anticipating..
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Nice work
I would read this