The holidays are a wonderful time to feel morally superior to those less fortunate.
As with the holiday, so with the holiday decor.
Christmas is coming, boys and girls, and some of us can hardly wait!!!!
I have up a Christmas tree. It’s a 3-foot flimsy job I ordered on Amazon. It came with a bent stem that I broke while trying to fix it, but I was able to fix up the little guy with some wire so it will stand through this holiday season at least. I savor the […]
May your Christmas be, and may you be content with it.
Dear Santa, Mew! Mew! from your favorite Little Girl! If I don’t look happy in my photo, it’s because I’m not. I am the only girl kitty in my house, and these silly boys are always bothering me! They steal my favorite snuggle spots. They chase me around the house. I usually stick close […]
Hello Jolly Old Fat Guy! It’s Graybie Baby, your favorite elf on the shelf! Look, I been thinking about what I’d like for Christmas, and I’ve finally figured it out. Are you ready? Spy gear. As the nosiest cat in the bunch, I believe it’s my job to know where everyone is at all times […]
Hello Santa, Yella Fella here! I hope you’re doing fine. Me? Not so good. I guess you heard that we lost THREE family members this year. We also moved. And on top of all that, Jen has put me on a diet! I am literally starving to death! OK, so not literally, but I am […]
I’m not sure Hissy Fit Jones understands the concept of Santa yet, but, bless his heart, he’s trying.
MEOW Santa! Let’s cut to the chase, old man: I know the truth about you. But I’m willing to keep it to myself in exchange for an endless supply of Fancy Feast (preferably Beef Gravy Lovers) and chicken flavored Greenies. And, oh yeah, I still want to rule the world. So see what you […]