We, the Kitizens Army for World Domination, have waited for this for a long time. At last our time has come.
Ah, the new year is upon us! Happy New Year! Time for all the humans to run to buy diet food, gym memberships,and plastic storage containers! Get your life in order! Meanwhile, we kitties hereby resolve the following: . Here’s wishing you your best year ever!
Dear Santa, Mew! Mew! from your favorite Little Girl! If I don’t look happy in my photo, it’s because I’m not. I am the only girl kitty in my house, and these silly boys are always bothering me! They steal my favorite snuggle spots. They chase me around the house. I usually stick close […]
Hello Jolly Old Fat Guy! It’s Graybie Baby, your favorite elf on the shelf! Look, I been thinking about what I’d like for Christmas, and I’ve finally figured it out. Are you ready? Spy gear. As the nosiest cat in the bunch, I believe it’s my job to know where everyone is at all times […]
Hello Santa, Yella Fella here! I hope you’re doing fine. Me? Not so good. I guess you heard that we lost THREE family members this year. We also moved. And on top of all that, Jen has put me on a diet! I am literally starving to death! OK, so not literally, but I am […]
I confess: I LOVE Christmas music! Serious. Secular. Funny. I love ’em all. This is one of my faves. I also love writing poetry, especially in the form of song parody. Today I had some free time, and this happened. Enjoy. Or laugh. Just don’t blow snot on my computer. . Graybie Baby […]
I got notice this week of my 5 year blogging anniversary. Wow! Has it really been that long? How about we celebrate with a new round of limericks? A futball showed up here one day. I looked for its home right away. I put up a sign That said it’s not mine But it’s […]
Soon the time will change. And my schedule with change. Again. Different time for walkies. Different time for meals. It’s all so confusing. Why do you humans keep doing this? I don’t know. Lucky for me, I’m a go-with-the-flow kinda dog. I will embrace the earlier walks that will bring with them the warmer days. […]
There’s a mouse in the house! From where? I don’t care. The evidence of his arrogance: Footfalls on the ceiling, A shelf containing tiny poo. What’s a woman to do? I worry not if mice are here. My cat reports he enjoys the sport. Cabinet doors are found ajar as he hunts the little runts. A mouse […]