I got notice this week of my 5 year blogging anniversary. Wow! Has it really been that long? How about we celebrate with a new round of limericks? A futball showed up here one day. I looked for its home right away. I put up a sign That said it’s not mine But it’s […]
MEOW! I wrote a poem for all you lovers of me….. and of other cats too….. for the big VD. May you take it to heart. Seriously. I mean it. For Valentines Day, your kitty Wants nothing that’s mushy or pretty, just give him some fish on a well-worn dish. In return, he won’t act […]
. Another blah Monday ahead. I wish I could just stay in bed. But life is not fair, as you’re all well aware, So I’m off to the workplace instead.
DOG HAIKU first the sun came up and then we went outdoors to enjoy the new day. HOW RUMPY GOT HIS NAME My human is old and she’s grumpy. Her clothing is wrinkled and frumpy. The bitch, with some brass, said I’m a pain in the ass, And that’s how I got the name Rumpy. CAT […]
Oh Dog! Happy Saturday! We have a game here at the Rumpydog household every weekend- see how early we can wake Jen up to feed us! It’s so much fun….. well, not for Jen. But the rest of us have a blast! In fact, it’s so much fun, I wrote a poem about it. I […]
Oh Dog! Happy Good Friday everybody! Lots of you are off work today. Jen isn’t, because her employer doesn’t recognize Easter or Good Friday as holidays. POO! The weather here today? Rain. Lots and lots of rain. Flash flood watches are out all over. And since there are lots of dirt roads around here, there […]
MEOW! My name is June Buggie, and I have something to say. Us cats have gone out of our way to be accommodating to that big, overgrown wad of fur that you all think is so cute…. *gag*. But now he’s going entirely too far! You see, when Malachi had his annual check-up, the vet said […]
Welcome to Monday! I guess some of you are kinda let down after that game last night. I mean, even if ya rooted for Seattle, you’d have liked to have seen a competition, right? To ease you into your Monday routine, I’m going to share with you some original Rumpy poems. First, a dog haiku: […]
Oh Dog! The holiday spirit has filled us here at Rumpydog, and we decided last night to write Santa some limericks to share with you today. . There was an old cat we called Bubba Who wanted to learn to play tuba, so he wrote a short letter to that old Santa feller, Now when […]
Dogpaddling Through Life 