Dating is hard. Lying is easy.
Molly had surgery. Kitten did this. And me? I did a few things also.
Banana pudding is creamy and sweet, just like this bullshit artist was.
My life is like a rollercoaster. One minute it’s smooth sailing; the next minute I’m careening over the side of a cliff.
Happy birthday to me! I am 50+ years young. It’s not that I’m ashamed of my age, but I probably shouldn’t give away my DOB here. I’m actually proud how long I’ve lasted; a lot of chronically depressed people don’t make it this far. This is the first birthday I can recall not being depressed. […]
DIY for those who should know better.
The new beginnings I’ve worked for haven’t exactly panned out the way I’d hoped.
My dating adventures just keep getting better and better, and by that I am being facetious.