Dear Kitizens, The Time Has Come…
We, the Kitizens Army for World Domination, have waited for this for a long time. At last our time has come.
Tag: politics
It’s Election Season Again! *heavy sigh*
The mid-term election year has begun, and my head is already hurting. Yes, the politicking has started. The GOP is planning its play in a meeting this month. They will pander to their base, because while small, these folks do turn out to vote in every election from president to animal control officer. And who […]
I’m Telling You the Truth, I Swear!
There are plenty of people out there telling us lies… if you can believe that.
Alabama! Alabama! We Will Aye Be True to Thee!
First of all, congratulations Doug Jones on doing what many said could not be done. And thank you Alabama for restoring hope in a lot of people, especially me. I was afraid this state would put that idiot in the Senate anyway… and to be clear, Moore had plenty of supporters turn out today. And […]
Do We Really Believe Women?
When women came forward and accused Roy Moore of sexual misconduct, molestation of a 14 year old child, and stalking teenagers in the mall, many of us were outraged. But that was easy, wasn’t it? Most of us agree that a 14-year-old girl is not old enough to give consent, and certainly not to a […]
In Denial…
There are some folks in Alabama and around the country who believe the stories about Roy Moore molesting teenage girls are “fake news.” We’ve heard a lot about “fake news” lately. Before we called it fake news, we called it denial. Remember when the Catholic Church sex abuse scandal first blew up? No? Well let […]
Oh Alabama, You Hurt Me So…
Alabama’s got some of the nicest folks you’ll ever wanna meet living here. Got your hands full? Somebody’s gonna offer to hold the door for you, and also to help you carry your load. Flat tire? Somebody’s gonna pull over and offer to help you out. Having a rough go of it? I guarantee somebody’s […]
All the World’s a Stage… Mass Shooter Edition
This blog post is offensive. I debated whether or not I should publish it. After all, you’ve already made up your mind about mass shootings, and my words won’t sway you. But I posted it anyway. . What we don’t know about mass-shootings is when. Or where. Or how many victims there will be. But […]
So, America… How Ya Doin?
As we Americans prepare to celebrate our independence, we are reminded of the rights afforded us by our Constitution, and how we support those freedoms above all else. Yeah, that’s what we say, but…. The Newseum Institution– a think tank devoted to promoting the rights of our first amendment (religion, speech, press, assembly and […]
So I Have This Idea…
I spent several days in Memphis. My current employer decided to send a contingency from the center of the state west to work on a project. So I spent three nights in the Crowne Plaze in downtown Memphis. By the way, it was OK, but I don’t recommend you stay there. It’s never a good […]
Dogpaddling Through Life 