Man, I have got this dating thing all wrong!
Dating is hard. Lying is easy.
Friday night and I’m lonesome. Again.
My Muse has gifted me and I now must obey the whims of Hathor.
This is a creative visualization of how I would want my beloved to treat me while I’m recuperating.
What do you mean, “no sex?????”
This is for you. You know who you are. The Law of Conservation of Mass Air is matter. And it mattered when you and I lay together that your hot breath shocked my nerve endings and your soft lips rendered me defenseless as you took me to that sacred space and sacrificed me to the […]
My dating adventures just keep getting better and better, and by that I am being facetious.