Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for that annual façade of endearment known as Valentines Day.
It’s Valentines Day- a day set aside for love. And we’re showing our love for God and country by hating each other’s guts. Muslims are hated because they may be terrorists. People from or of Central and South American descent are hated because they’re probably here in this country illegally and taking jobs from Americans. […]
MEOW! I wrote a poem for all you lovers of me….. and of other cats too….. for the big VD. May you take it to heart. Seriously. I mean it. For Valentines Day, your kitty Wants nothing that’s mushy or pretty, just give him some fish on a well-worn dish. In return, he won’t act […]
I’ve decided it would be best to keep the post themes more uniform. I’ve started another blog. At this blog I’m going continue to to talk about animals, animal welfare and pet care. The other stuff I write about I’ll put elsewhere. So, here, Rumpy, you can have your blog back now! Oh Dog! Happy Valentines Day! My […]
Happy Valentines Day to all my friends! Since I can’t give each of you a sloppy kiss in person, I wrote you a sappy poem instead. Happy Valentines Day! -by Rumpydog ROSES are red. Dog poop is brown. You are the bestest friends all around! Woo woo woooooo! Happy Valentines Day!
Valentine’s Day is almost here, and nothing tells your dog you love him or her like spending lots of money at the pet store. In case you didn’t pick up on that, I’m being facetious. Let’s be real, here. Your dog could care less that it’s Valentine’s Day. So, no, I’m not going to publish any […]
Oh Dog! Happy Valentines Day! I can feel all the love in the air, and personally, it’s making me kinda nauseous. But on this day of love, there is one to whom I give my heart…… So to the one who has risen early each morning, even on her days off, to feed us, take […]